Ep. #138: Bisbee is #1 and the first mayoral debate
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2016
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
The votes have been counted and Bisbee is the #1 Historic Small Town in America as reported by USA Today. Who should get credit, Derrick or Kenny? VOTE HERE.
Also, Derrick and Kenny debate, a listener drops by for a drink and a new Police Beat with Chad Shank.
Recorded April 28, 2016 in the Funhouse Studio in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Jen Luia (@BisbeeInfo), Visitor Dave, Bingo, Castle Rock Kenny (@Kenny4Mayor), Derrick (@Derrick4Mayor) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS: Castle Rock Kenny 4 Mayor Website http://www.kenny4mayor.com/ Rev. Derrick 4 Mayor Website - http://www.derrick4mayor.com Closing song, "Thanks Obama", by Spose. Available on iTunes.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning world and welcome to the Dewey defeats Truman podcast |
| 0:06.4 | Taped a little prematurely hopefully not but this will come out. This is Thursday before the |
| 0:14.4 | Friday announcement that Bizby has won the best historic small town in America |
| 0:23.7 | Thank you killer termites you mother fuckers |
| 0:27.9 | You make me proud every goddamn time and I tried to not misuse you |
| 0:33.0 | at the the polling closed on that USA today thing on |
| 0:38.4 | Monday morning no Sunday on the 24th Monday morning |
| 0:42.6 | The polling closed at nine o'clock and we were at number one right up until the last second and then as soon as it closed |
| 0:50.0 | Hey check back in five days or four days |
| 0:54.5 | To see the results and like you we we know the results |
| 0:58.5 | It was just we were number one and then it closed two seconds before it closed |
| 1:01.7 | You reported back as we're number one. Thanks for voting vote again, and we talked about this in the car |
| 1:07.0 | Hey Chad Shank is here Greg Chaley is here bingo bingo min is here in case she has something she wants to chime in with |
| 1:14.8 | We talked about this if if we were the USA today. Yeah, you're not gonna |
| 1:19.8 | Tell them immediately because you know if it if it were a big deal which it is to us |
| 1:25.3 | But if it were a big deal on another level they'd want the scoop like you can't just start sending out press conferences or |
| 1:32.5 | Press releases there has to be a crafting |
| 1:35.0 | I mean they just don't throw it out there and plus this whole thing is eyeballs on a web page |
| 1:39.6 | That's all this is I know it's a scam, but way more important than anyone else |
| 1:44.4 | Why did I all I noticed was that they suggested that I vote for best poboy in South Carolina |
| 1:50.1 | But I didn't have any direction on that voting |
| 1:55.0 | Green chili cheeseburger in New Mexico. Oh come on. We're in league with that |
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