Ep. #139: Naked on the Porch with a Boner
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2016
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Doug rounds up the candidates for another stab at the topics, Chad experiments with a new drug and Alex Omera is off the wagon. Newspaper man Nigel Duara hits the candidates with a few questions.
Recorded May 04, 2016 in the Funhouse Studio in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Alex O'Meara (@AlexOmeara), Nigel Duara (@nigelduara), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Castle Rock Kenny (@Kenny4Mayor), Derrick (@Derrick4Mayor) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS: Fool4AClient.com - http://www.fool4aclient.com/ Castle Rock Kenny 4 Mayor Website http://www.kenny4mayor.com/ Rev. Derrick 4 Mayor Website - http://www.derrick4mayor.com McGillicuddys Mint Schnapps - http://drmcgillicuddy.com/ Tucson Saquaros - http://www.saguarosbaseball.com/ Shady Dell Trailer Resort - http://www.theshadydell.com/ Intro submitted by Mondo Ranger. Closing song, "Exhausted Love", by Eyedea & Abilities. Available on iTunes.
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| 0:00.0 | We on? Alright, Doug stand, hope podcast. I don't even like starting with that. I like |
| 0:12.0 | starting with us talking. Can we start with the can we just start with that punk rock intro |
| 0:17.0 | that those kids made? |
| 0:18.8 | Somebody did finally send a Derek Vermeer jingle and they said, Hey, this is kind of bad. And |
| 0:35.3 | I listened to it and I went, yep, it is. But thanks for doing it because you're the only |
| 0:39.4 | one who tried Derek Vermeer lost horrifically to Kenny Vermeer. The candidates are in the |
| 0:48.8 | house. We'll have them on a later segment. We're just trying to get our sea legs and our |
| 0:53.6 | bearings here. But the book is I wish the fucking publisher never told me this and when he told |
| 1:02.5 | me this, he said, you're going to wish I never told you this. Oh, no, he said, well, |
| 1:11.5 | you know, about the Amazon sales rankings. And I went, no, I knew when I click on it, it |
| 1:17.0 | said number one in comedy, which yeah, that's like number one in karaoke. I think that's |
| 1:22.2 | more of a marketing like a popular. Yeah, he goes, well, no, no, the overall sales ranking |
| 1:31.3 | and it was the day we put out the email blast, which even Hennegan forgot, oh, yeah, we |
| 1:37.6 | should do the mailing list. The people that take the fucking three seconds to sign up on |
| 1:42.7 | it. They might want to know, well, it was that day. That shot us. The publisher said, |
| 1:49.4 | if you can break 10,000 like in the top 10,000 rankings, it's of all books. You're doing |
| 1:56.1 | good. Yeah, of all books. Alex Alex, uh, O'Mara is here who helped me immensely when |
| 2:03.3 | I was writing the book. And I looked your book up. It was at one time, my book, all right, |
| 2:09.5 | it was, it was, I'm gonna now it's at four million seven hundred. No, it's a two million |
| 2:15.0 | four hundred and forty five. I moved up. I moved up. That's great. But when I first |
| 2:18.7 | did, it's because of the podcast. I was in the seven thousand. You know, I was |
| 2:22.0 | doing it. You're welcome. You're welcome for that little spike there. The podcast. |
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