and

remember that chick fight with that really hot chick the UFC we watched

I found her the next day I was tweeting like love tweets at her

to hear this that fucking doesn't matter I'll tell you afterwards

Chad if you actually hear this it's a it's a good thing but it's supposed to

be a surprise and I think she fucked me over so you can give back to her or she

yeah I'll tell you later anyway hey this is I'm on the this is Doug stand-up I'm

on just the modern day philosophers modern day philosophers I will yours is

themed and ours is whatever we can think of to talk about yeah but it's gonna

go like that anyway because we're we're a few cocktails in right I can't speak to

people without it and today was a day that normally I the first thing you think of

is maybe I should check into a rehab oh shit Danny LeBelts coming I ruined it

it's my fault I told Bingo I go fuck I gotta do like five days of just

you know drinking a lot of water do you do you go through those after weekends like

this because we had a we hosted a band they had a the Americana music festival

this weekend and I told the guy running it that I'd host a band and they were

cool if you're a Phoenix people or anywhere just find a trailer queen was the

band and I they said they don't like the term rock ability but it's that kind of

it's very accessible and it's fun music and she's a hot chick which always helps

and so we had just the last three days of just solid

hanging with the band yeah and I'd forgotten all about saying yes to you because that was

before the three day hangover you gone three hours out I'm like oh fuck I'm glad I have to drink

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