You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton and via deductive reasoning

you can infer that you are also listening to me Andrew Heaton as well. And eventually, just based on that, you can use sign and cosine to figure out the hypotenuse of this show.

And from there, using sheer logic, you can draw some pretty disturbing questions about the moon landing.

I want you to imagine an outlandish scenario in which Kim Kardashian runs for president because my

guest today who is a politics horse trader par exel excellent thinks that's going to happen.

Generally when I observe politicians I scoff or brood or drink some combination of

peptobismal and whiskey to muscle my way through all the

Rube Goldberg machinations and virtue signaling.

Justin Robert Young watches feckless politicians the way Olympic judges watch diving competitions.

He appreciates the art and craft of politicking.

Which is why, when I saw him floating the prediction that Kim Kardashian will run for president, my

antennas won up. Now it sounds crazy, I know. Can you imagine,

evacuous rich kid reality television show star

jumping directly into a presidential election

with no prior political experience?

What kind of crazy tipsy-topsy world would that happen in other than ours?

Or our current president is in fact a bombastic game show host? And Florida has more electoral

votes than George will.

Before we get into what is effectively a Black Mirror episode about pop culture and American

politics and very likely reality, I do want to make a quick note about Mrs. Kardashian.

For the last several years, I have been smug and condescending towards the

Kardashians.

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