Ep 136: Left of Centaur
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2016
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
When a hooved starfleet weapons expert comes aboard, Rita needs to deal with trampled past.
Improvised February 28, 2016 from a suggestion by Adam Marier via Facebook.
Edited by Roger Payton
Featuring
Eli Mandel as Dr. Clop, Torpedo 2, Rip Stiply
Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek, Torpedo 4
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch’arles Lorem, Torpedo 3
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Ensign Bevergeuse, Torpedo 1, Ensign Spot
Sponosred by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast co-op. |
| 0:06.8 | They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show. |
| 0:13.0 | Thanks for welcoming me on board, Commander. |
| 0:15.9 | We're happy to do it. Thanks for coming aboard. We're pleased to have you, uh, Dr. Klopp. |
| 0:19.9 | I can't stop staring at the line, you know. |
| 0:22.9 | The line? |
| 0:23.5 | The line where he becomes horse person. |
| 0:26.1 | Yeah, it's very defined. |
| 0:27.9 | Like, it's not like a transitional thing. |
| 0:30.0 | So we don't use it too much, but here's the freight turbo lift. |
| 0:33.5 | You can use it to get to and from the bridge. |
| 0:35.6 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:36.6 | I'm very excited. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm just here for a week. |
| 0:38.8 | I'm on temporary time, |
| 0:40.2 | so don't get too attached to me. |
| 0:41.6 | I'm going to be gone by the end of the week, everybody. Oh, well, we hope you have a great time while you're here, and we hope we can help you out with your important research. Oh, thank you very much. I got to do some research on weapons systems, boring stuff, am I right? |
| 0:56.4 | Well, please enjoy our hospital. do some research on weapons systems, boring stuff, am I right? |
| 0:58.6 | Well, please enjoy our hospitality. |
| 0:59.1 | Absolutely. |
| 1:02.1 | Hey, please enjoy my horse brutality. |
| 1:03.4 | I know what I am. |
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