Bonus: Sigh, It's a Corbomite Episode, Folks...
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2016
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Captain Baxter and Fritz meet in the ready room to discuss their big news, so as not to crash Corbomite's special journey.
Improvised as a warm-up scene on February 14, 2016, from a suggestion by Mike Medina via Facebook.
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring
Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbender
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings, improvised Star Trek listeners. |
| 0:03.3 | Please enjoy this bonus scene and stick around after for some news. |
| 0:08.0 | I would like to see a scene between a character of Griffin's Choice and a character of Matt's Choice called |
| 0:15.4 | Sy. It's a Corp of My episode, folks. |
| 0:23.5 | Fritz, could I see you here in my office? |
| 0:25.4 | Yeah, let me just take the step into your office. |
| 0:29.7 | Can you stay off the bridge today? |
| 0:31.8 | Why? It's my bridge duty. I get it once a month. I'm up here chilling with my homies. |
| 0:36.8 | Can you maybe just, can we move it until tomorrow? I love having you on the bridge, but I'm up here chilling with my homies can you maybe just can we |
| 0:37.6 | move it till tomorrow I I love having you on the bridge but I'm gonna stay off the bridge |
| 0:41.6 | too I think we should just maybe stay in here and like play cards or something |
| 0:44.7 | this is like Corby might's doing a whole thing he's going through a whole like I know I |
| 0:50.6 | know he's having an emotional journey apparently he has no emotions I no emotions. I know. That's why I'm saying, like, you and I, we are forces of nature. Yes, we are. And if we go into that room, you know, his whole emotional journey is going to become a B story, right? Because whatever we're doing is going to supersede what he is doing. I get to what |
| 1:11.6 | you're saying. Yeah. So I think the best thing for us to do is just kind of like steer clear |
| 1:17.1 | of him for the rest of the day and let him have his day. Yeah, because I got tons of big news that |
| 1:23.2 | even if I go on the bridge for a second, I'm just going to drop it. It's going to just take over the whole ship. Really, like what? Well, me and the ship are trying to conceive. Oh, that's great. And we are successful on our mission. What? You're having a baby? We're having the baby. That's amazing. Yes. And not, well, possible. But hey, that's great news. |
| 1:45.1 | Okay, well, in two months, once the gestation period is... |
| 1:48.2 | Oh, that's short. |
| 1:49.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.0 | Wow. |
| 1:50.5 | Oh, that's really exciting. |
| 1:51.5 | Well, I have some great news, too. |
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