EP 137: Korg Starbite, Klingon Dentist
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2016
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
The crew takes shore leave on everyone's favorite, relaxing planet, Qo'nos, home planet of the Klingons! Well, everyone except Crick, who has a dentist appointment. Meanwhile, Zarlene learns about professionalism and Lt. Atlas and Ensign Operator learn about love from the best teachers they can find, Corbo and Charles. Gagh's all around!
Improvised November 29th, 2015 from a suggestion by Michael Greenhut via Facebook.
Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes and Lt. Atlas
Nick Wagner as Lt. C'harles Lorem and Korg Starbite, Klingon Dentist.
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon and Ensign Cecille Operator
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Krung, Gagh stand owner, and Sally
Sponsored by Field Notes Brand a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop.
Iconic Trek Sounds courtesy of TrekCore.com; Music From Star Trek:TNG composed by Dennis McCarthy and Ron Jones
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode of the improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Field Notes brand. |
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| 0:14.0 | Lieutenant, put us an orbit above Conos. |
| 0:20.0 | You got it. I say Conos. You got it. |
| 0:21.2 | I say Conos. |
| 0:22.9 | You say Conos? |
| 0:24.1 | I know some people have anglicized it. |
| 0:26.6 | I don't think that's how this Klingon. |
| 0:28.5 | Fedorized it to Kronos. |
| 0:31.6 | I thought the planet was named Kling. |
| 0:34.6 | No, Lieutenant Atlas. |
| 0:36.0 | That is what people thought like a hundred years ago |
| 0:39.3 | because they didn't know any better and they just assumed like Earthling, you drop the |
| 0:43.9 | ling and you're on earth. You don't drop the on and you're on cling. Yeah, it'd be like, |
| 0:48.9 | yeah, if you call earth humans like earthens or trills like trills well that's a bad example yeah it is a bad |
| 0:55.5 | example let me let me explain it darling just because I call you darling doesn't mean that |
| 0:59.6 | you're from the planet darrell I get it I get it now hooray do you do you ever wonder why |
| 1:05.6 | they're together she seems really smart I think it's entirely physical I guess yeah I |
| 1:10.3 | getting married yeah anyway captain. Could we have the afternoon off? Yeah, we're in orbit, so, hey, this is Captain Baxter, the crew of the Sisyphus. Crew of the Sisyphus here. We are taking some well-needed R&R above everybody's favorite relaxing planet, Conos, home planet of the Klingons. Come on, darling, let's go. Okay. Hey, Crick, can you hang back a second? Yeah, although I'm totally, I've got plans. Check out this brochure. I'm going to Mch, Amy. No, no, you're not. I'm going to check out the, blood red beaches. You're going to the dentist. I've told you time and time again to go to the dentist and you don't go. Now we took this whole sidebar to come to Conos because I looked it up on Spielp, and I saw one of the best dentists in the whole entire quadrant is on this planet. Sickbay to bridge. This is Captain Baxter. |
| 2:01.0 | Hey, Captain, Dr. Starbite is on board. |
| 2:04.0 | He's in sickbay now, so we are ready. Oh, we'll just go down sickbay then. I thought you were going to have to go planet side. Captain, can I ask you a question? Yeah. I'm terrified of dentists, and I've told you... Well, you grew up on the moon. You don't know anything. |
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