Chapelle, Rock, Burr, One, Malady, Manescalco,

Chrysher, Hart, Netflix paid them handsome lady

and with whatever money they had left over, they got this guy.

And I grew up in Louisiana. I grew up a lot of homophobia.

I grew up with a guy who hated gay people.

He was obsessed with gay guys taking the rainbow

that was like his big beef. Gay guys took the rainbow.

I'm like, that might be the gayest complaint.

I've ever heard my entire life.

I'm doing all right. You know, I had sex with my wife today

or she calls it, micro does it.

And I remember one time I left the abortion clinic with a lady

and there was a guy protesting and he goes,

you're a goddamn murderer.

I was like, well, about murder.

I really more just hired a hitman.

Yeah, and many have been treating their dicks like kids.

We wash, we take care of it, we name it,

we go, you want to see a photo, people go, no, thank you.

The only difference is you beat your kid at the mall.

Nobody stops you.

Mark Norman, suit tenets.

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