Ep 135: Greg Warren

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Greg Warren joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril on this episode of We Might Be Drunk podcast. A lot of great stories, laughs, jokes, and news to riff on. Check out Greg's Special "The Salesman" on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Up0ZM-qEuWw Find Liquid Death on Amazon or a retailer near you, and; take 20% off your 1st Liquid Death apparel purchase at https://www.liquiddeath.com/DRUNK Support the show and get 15% you first order with code DRUNK at https://www.shopduer.com Catch Mark Normand on tour: MarkNormandComedy.com Catch Sam Morril on the road near you: SamMorril.com/Shows Grab Tickets to see Greg Warren: https://www.gregwarrencomedy.com/ Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey folks, we might be drunk. Here we are. A little snafu, Sam is aged and became a non-Jew.
0:16.0	You got goyed. Oh, you're a half? Whoa. It's a wrong half. All right, well, is it dad?
0:24.8	Jewish. They don't count that man. I'm just counting. Just as Jewish as you are to them.
0:29.5	All right. Damn. Sorry. I like a little bit. Did you have to do the the bar mitzvah and all that?
0:35.6	Damn. You went to my cousins. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because you couldn't be more Gentile. You think so?
0:42.4	I mean, Midwest, honky, wrestler, cauliflower, ear, happy, you know, fun loving, cool guy.
0:55.3	Yeah, you're a you're a goy. Okay. All right. But, you know, you got your St. Louis shit on?
1:00.8	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to represent. We got Jews in St. Louis. Oh, you do? Yeah, not a lot,
1:05.6	but there's a district, you know, the Jew area. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from New Orleans. We got a
1:10.8	just a tiny little sect and it's it's like this beautiful neighborhood and they have a beautiful
1:15.8	school and everybody wants to get in. Same with St. Louis. It's nice. Yeah. They're killing it,
1:21.6	those Jews. Yeah. They really do. It's throw it fucks up the whole minority argument because it's
1:29.2	like we were marginalized and kicked out and oppressed. And here we are killing it. Yeah.
1:36.4	And that's why everybody hates them. I don't know if the Orthodox really, they're not helping the
1:41.4	cause. Yeah. That's when I lived here was when I had the first interaction with the Orthodox Jews
1:47.2	and it was same. Interesting. Yeah. I think my favorite thing was I was like walking in Brooklyn
1:54.3	one time and there's they were in the what's the whatever they were. Yeah, like the black. Yeah,
2:00.5	the suits in it. Yeah. And there they are. Three of those guys and they were they were playing
2:04.7	basketball. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this like park in Brooklyn and uh and they they
2:10.2	sucked like that. They were they were banking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was no dog. It was the first
2:15.0	time in my I'm terrible with basketball. Yeah. The time I was like I could take these guys.
2:21.5	Damn. Did you have to help them shoot because it was Saturday? Yeah. Like throw the ball for them.
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