Hey, folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're back. It's the summertime in New York City. How are you feeling? I'm rough, man.

Travel road hard. Put away. Yeah, you know what happened. I was all flights canceled yesterday in New York. It's one of those. Here's a pee event at a gate. I got a quick pee for you.

You've run the phone with airlines and all the flights are canceled. And you're like, well, I got to get back at this time. I'm going to miss this podcast. So I have to take a six AM flight back to and then that got delayed.

The six AM delay is the biggest peeve there is because you get up early and if I can you time it. You're like, I got like a window where I get still fall asleep. Yeah, you know, so you're like, because you're looking at your phone, your eyes are fucked and you can't fall back asleep.

Oh, I've been there. I know it too well. So that gets delayed. A flight attendant just didn't show up. What the hell is that? What's happening in this country? What's going on? Come on. They were there on 9.11. They were there.

I wish they wish they did sleep. Yeah, that's true. But you know, I'm on the phone with a guy yesterday and he hit me with this where I go, okay, well, I'm not taking a cancel my flight. I'm going to take another air like I need to get in for this podcast.

Yeah. And he goes, I was able to make the cancellation. Oh, well, good job. Ah, fucking asshole. Yeah, I would hope you were. You fucked me. Yeah, exactly. I hate the rebook on a flight that fucks you. Yeah.

Like a hero. We rebooked you on a 5 a.m. Connect flight. That's what they rebooked me on. Yeah, get out of here. You know what else bugs me about these customer service quafes is you ever fight with them and they go, all right, fine. I'll do it. And you're like, so you could have done it.

But you have to give me the pushback for three hours. But then they give in and they cave and you're like, now I know you're full of shit. So worst. Well, luckily, I've really good agents who booked me in Texas in July. So I got to spend an extra day there.

I'm sure it was a cool weather. Oh, I was like 100 plus. It's crazy brutal. That's my goal weight. That's horrible. It's brutal. It's wild down there. It's the wild wild west. Well, you were in the city though. I was in the city living easy. Did some gigs all over town. Great time. Yeah. Yeah. I'm running. I'm trying to run some new stuff. So I'm doing like an hour in Jersey. I'm doing a seller hour. I'm doing an hour in Queens. I'm really just calling favors. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. An hour in Queens. That's rough. Yeah. Sounds like a Spike Lee movie. An hour in Queens. I weren't like opposite ends of our hours right now because I'm like getting a place. I'm like, yeah, it's almost good enough to shoot, but not quite yet. But, uh, wow, that's quick.

It turned over year and a half. Well, I guess with a special came out what six months ago. Five months ago. Last September. Oh, shit. Is it been that long? Yeah. Jesus flying. Time flies because there's so many fucking specials.

That's true. I don't feel special. No, no, God, no, they really don't. Yeah. Speaking of which, I got one coming out in a little bit. I think it's out. Is it not out right now?

July 25th. It comes out. Hey, check it out. July 25th Netflix. Whatever time they do. What's the title soup to nuts? Because we cover everything soup to nuts. I would have gone with an hour in Queens, but that's fine. Yeah. Well, it wasn't Chicago, but I'll take it. I saw the intro.

Already it looks amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Boy James Webb directed it. Webb killed it. Cats killed it. Jason cats. All good time. I had Vita open. I'd will. So Vince hosting. The wife came out. Friends came out. Victor theater killer time. I love it. Yeah. I'm doing the Chicago theater September 30th. Oh my God. Yeah. That's a legendary spot. I'm pumped. Wow. That's a beauty. I'm for Schumer. They're years ago. I couldn't believe it. Here's I got another piece for you. I'm coming with fucking

pizza today. I post a video. They asked for a promo video for Chicago. Yeah. Love Chicago. I'm like even excited to make the promo video. There you go. So I do a whole thing where I'm like the joke is, I guess I make, you know, Chicago, you know, home of regularly deep dish pizza and a and a shooting epidemic. You can't get a lid on, you know, and I go, wait a second. That third one's bad. Well, I got a good one for you. Samuel Chicago theater September 30th. Yeah. Facebook flags this. Oh my God.

They're like, you can't make a shooting joke. I'm like, but you can buy the guns. Oh, I can't make a fucking joke about the guns, but you can get the guns. Good point. Well, at least you got a bit out of it. That could be a bit. Maybe. Yeah. So it makes me crazy. It's like, it worries me like when people talk about like cancel culture. Shit. I'm like, I hate. There's nothing more boring than talking about that shit. But when you talk about it and you're like, all right, why don't care about people? But it's a social media companies that scare the shit out of me. It's some douchey robot going shooting, shooting, you know,

which is how I fuck. But I'm like, they don't even know. There's no context. Like you get the nerd out here going, hey, you shouldn't say that. I'm like, well, at least there, you can talk to them. The computer just fucked. There's no reasoning. It's bad. It's bad for the future because that's like, it is how guys like us got fans. Right. It's through this shit. And we had jokes that like boarded on the line because that's how we make jokes. There's nothing lamer than having to work within these restrictions. Yeah. You feel like the teachers pet.

Like, I'll do a clean joke. Right. And if you're already clean, fine, but that's not how we are. It's not how we think exactly in context matters. Like with the tonight show, they're pretty rigid. But you can at least go, no, no, boner. I say boner. It's very silly. And they're like, all right, fine. We'll give you a boner. But you got to take out a homo and you're going to take out 12 year olds. I'll take a few of those. But yeah. So you can at least banter. But the also the internet was where we went to go be ourselves. And now the internet's getting queasy. That's what sucks. It's and though.

And the awful thing is Twitter is the least restrictive. But it's also kind of the worst for sharing video stuff. Twitter has kind of become lame too. Because if you just post a joke on Twitter, first off, no one really does anymore. I feel like so much. Just like, I guess doing it. So yeah, I mean, it's just. Then the attack is so many hall monitors. Yes, exactly. I said it before. I did a joke about Alzheimer's. And I got like 8 million tweets. Like, that's insensitive. And I was like, get a grip. Huh?

Okay. They didn't like that. But, uh, yeah, it's just like, it's an also not always I'm sorry. What's the one arthritis? That's right. Okay. I didn't get it. I said, I didn't arthritis joke. And I got all these like, Hey, that's Ableist and all that. I was like, get a grip. And they didn't love that.

Ableist is such a ridiculous. I always think of the Michael Che joke. It's like you being offended, you know, on behalf of others. Like to me, that's the most privileged shit in the world. Yeah. Good point.

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