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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I thought that was crazy as dad was in the KKK. He was liberal. See that's like a different liberal when you think Bill Clinton's ever said the N word

0:09.2

What do you think Bill Clinton's ever said the N word? Yes, right? Yeah, do you know, it's ever asked him that

0:18.8

100%

0:20.8

Well, I'll say your measurements are clearly going down

0:32.4

I didn't sleep in a bunk for the first time last night you look at me. I do you rest it? No, no

0:38.0

I slept fucked up last night and I listened to Rogan's podcast with I

0:42.9

Just played on my phone Jordan Peterson. Yeah, a recent one. I have no idea. Oh, it's I have no idea

0:50.8

I just had dreams about not being a man. Oh

0:54.5

Really? Yeah, just not being a man and not eating enough meat not that's

1:00.4

Peterson's like that's kind of his lane right is like be a be a fucking take-tan dangerous chances

1:06.2

He's every fucking he's every like like

1:11.0

You see like someone doing something and then you hear Jordan Peterson behind it on TikTok

1:15.5

Yeah, he's like a big TikTok star my favorite thing that I've seen of his because I don't know his him real well

1:21.5

Is there are clips of him being interviewed and somebody trying to like call him out on something and him just

1:29.4

Absolutely

1:30.9

Destroying but but not aggressively. Yeah, he's very like laid back doing it

1:35.3

Well, let me ask you a question. You don't have a problem offending me. That was an offensive question

1:39.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I don't know. It's like it's like it's peop man

1:44.3

He's a really smart dude. He's a smart guy. I think it's he is psychology professor. I don't know. I thought he was just a rogan guest

1:53.0

Just off the streets is just a guy that was really good on Rogan and flipped it a pretty sure clinical psychologist

1:58.9

Yeah, I don't even know what that is he was he would he really couldn't even tell you he can prescribe pills something

2:04.8

Yeah, that'd be a psychiatrist. He was pretty heavily addicted to Xanax

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