Ep. 134 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave,” Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss hatmaking, Bert’s experience hanging with Christy Mack, Tom’s ad campaign he did with Jared Fogle, athletes who cheat on their spouses, Melissa Villasenor and Selena Gomez’ “chola” SNL sketch, and more. The Bears also take a test to see if they’re racist, and the results may surprise you!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Alright, I told you that I'm coming everywhere.
0:02.6	World Tour was actually going to take place at places all over the world and I didn't lie.
0:07.6	I'm coming to Australia and New Zealand.
0:10.4	The pre-sale starts Wednesday, May 25th at noon.
0:14.2	Local time, the pre-sale code word is Tommy, T-O-M-M-Y.
0:18.6	General on sale starts the next day, Thursday, the 26th at noon.
0:22.8	Local time, go to TomSkurah.com slash tour for tickets.
0:26.4	We climbed a mountain, we went to Breckenridge.
0:28.4	I haven't talked to you in so fucking long.
0:29.8	I know, it's been a while, man.
0:31.0	We took a day off and I was like, oh, did I tell you I'm not racist?
0:34.6	You have not told me this is one of the things that we've always debated.
0:39.0	No, no, no.
0:39.8	Well, you're...
0:41.0	I'm telling you too much right now.
0:43.8	100%
0:44.8	I'm not not sure.
0:50.4	Welcome to the show, I'm a black shirt.
0:53.8	Birthday crash, sir.
0:56.4	Hey!
0:57.4	I can speak like from the hip Italian, I think.
1:02.4	That's how it started.
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