Ep. 133 Your Worst Date Stories feat. Ali Kolbert

Recovering From Reality

Dear Media, Alexis Haines

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week I am sitting down with Ali Kolbert (my lesbian wing-woman) for the second half of our swap—listen to me on Ali’s show here. We dive into Ali’s relationship advice, your disastrous dating stories, and discuss everything from titty pics to dating app lines.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:07.5	Hey, this is Alexis Haines and welcome to Recovering from Reality,
0:11.6	where I illuminate the messy and magical path of coming home to yourself.
0:16.1	Whether you're on the road to recovery, seeking self-care techniques for surviving the
0:20.5	capitalist machine, or just need a moment to remember that you're not alone in your loneliness,
0:26.2	we're serving up the ultimate truth. Your challenges don't define you, how you deal with them does.
0:33.0	So are you ready to recover from reality?
0:40.0	What I love about woman is her response. She goes, yes, I'd love to share an evening with you.
0:44.8	I mean, drooling on the floor. Yeah, it's like my side will be.
0:48.0	I'm sliding off my seat. Yeah, first of all, Pussy, instantly what?
0:52.0	Psych and evolve. Sharing evening with me. Yeah, I will share an evening with you and I will
0:56.4	bring you flowers and pay with you. Yes, I will pay your rent this month.
1:01.6	We'll take you to dinner. You can be on my insurance at this point and my phone.
1:07.8	You're on the fucking family plan. If you want to share an evening with me, you're my emergency contact.
1:12.9	That was a quick clip from this week's episode with my lesbian wing woman.
1:22.0	I'm so lame, you guys. Ali, co-bear. So if you guys haven't heard me on her podcast,
1:28.2	you should go listen immediately. It is a very, very funny episode. She's also on
1:35.2	Dear Media, which is how we met. We became fast friends to the point where the other day,
1:42.8	I sent her a picture of my boobs on Instagram. That story happens to be in this podcast.
1:49.5	But since it is the month of love, we are catching up to talk about our love lives and to go over
1:59.3	some stories that you guys submitted about your worst first date experiences. They are freaking
2:08.4	hysterical. It is Monday. I hope you guys had a lovely weekend. I guess I just feel inspired
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