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What about 4303?

I'm getting to it, but there were no artifacts there.

I just wanted to say, I know it's been a while, and Starfleet doesn't often let us go on archaeological dig missions, but this has been really good.

It's been really soothing and calming after all of our, like, crazy, risky Dominion War missions that we've had to go on. Oh, so many Dominion War missions. I feel like it's all we do all the time. I'm sorry, what were you saying? You finished 4303? Well, I'm going to 4303. It's not done yet? No, I'm getting there. I just asked about it. And I just told you. That's what I'm doing next.

I know, and you said 302 was done like an hour ago. But I wanted to, you know, have some captain and lieutenant commander time. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I thought that was nice. Captain Baxter to Commander Hayes. Yes, hi, sir. 4308 is coming along nicely. That's good. I'm glad to hear it.

We're over here in 302, right next to 303.

Oh. 4308 is coming along nicely. That's good. I'm glad to hear it. We're over here in 302, right next to 303. Oh, yep, I can see you. Hello. Hi. Yeah, yeah. Hi, Corbo. Who's standing with you? That's Crick. Oh, okay, go on. He said he wanted to have a little bit of, you know, Captain Commander time. Ah, okay. So I thought maybe the three of us would sit down and have some lemonade.

Lieutenant Lorham to Commander Hayes? Yep. Hello? Hi, I'm over in 43012. 43012? Yeah. Oh, yep. I think I see you. Yeah. Are you waving? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm waiting. No, you're not waving. Hey, Who are you waving to, Corbo?

I'm waving to Lorham, sir.

Oh, I can't see him from here.

Who were you waving to earlier?

What? Oh, I was waving at Captain Baxter.

You're not waving at me,

Lorham. Who are you talking to? I'm waving. You're not waving. Are you looking at 43012? Oh, you know what? I am looking at 43035.

Our line's still open, but I can't hear you're talking to.

Oh, what? I'm talking to Lorham, sir. He's not waving.

I mean, he is waving, but he's not.

Lieutenant Lorham? Yeah, he's aileen. Hey, I'm over in 4306 million. Yeah. I can't see anyone, and I'm starting to get kind of scared. Oh, well, start waving. Okay. I don't see you. I see you waving now, Loram. Wait. You're waving now. You're not waving. I'm not...

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