Bonus: Bed Bath & Beyond Authorization Codes Never Expire
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2016
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Dr. F'Geaux explains his people are monogamous until they aren't.
Improvised as a warmup on February 21st from a suggestion by Joe Kosek via facebook.
Featuring
Christopher Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes, Dr. F'Geaux
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Music: Theme to Star Trek, Smooth Federation by Andrew Allen
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, improvise Star Trek listeners, I'm Eli Mandel. |
| 0:06.2 | Please enjoy this bonus scene and stick around for the news of the week. |
| 0:11.2 | I'd like to hear a scene between Corbamite Hayes and Dr. Figo. |
| 0:14.8 | Called Bed Bath and Beyond Authorization Codes never expire. |
| 0:29.8 | Oh, uh, commander, I didn't expect to see you here. |
| 0:36.3 | Oh, uh, yeah, no, I'm, uh, just kind of killing some time on this star base. |
| 0:41.3 | Just, uh, just kind of wandering around, seeing what I can see. Oh, I'm, uh, well, I'm, I'm, I'm getting a wedding present. |
| 0:48.3 | Oh, uh, who's, who's getting married? |
| 0:52.3 | Oh, my, uh, my wife. |
| 0:55.0 | My, I mean, my, my, my ex-wife is getting married. |
| 0:59.9 | Oh, uh, is that, is that awkward? |
| 1:04.3 | Not at all. |
| 1:05.1 | No, uh, normal part of, of my species mating cycle. |
| 1:12.0 | You know, we're monogamous for a period of time it takes for your children to live or die. |
| 1:20.3 | Leave the nest. |
| 1:23.1 | Oh. |
| 1:24.6 | Um, well, uh, what are you going to get her? |
| 1:28.3 | I was thinking a salad bowl. |
| 1:33.3 | Uh, aren't you a carnivore? |
| 1:38.3 | You're right, you're right, that's just terrible gift. |
| 1:42.3 | That's a terrible gift. |
| 1:43.3 | Uh, I'm gonna be able to You're right, you're right, that's this terrible gift. That's a terrible gift. |
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