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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus: Weeping with the Enemy

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2016

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

The Captain Baxter is looking for a doctor, Lt. King is looking to lose one.

 

Weeping with the Enemy was recorded as a warmup February 7th, 2016, from a suggestion by Joel Svensson.

 

Featuring

 

Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek

Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

 

This Weeks News:

 

  • Welcome to new cast member Eleanor Hollingsworth
  • We’ll be at Nerdiest in Chicago 4/27/2016
  • You can see us (including Eleanor) at last years Nerdfest:  http://www.gigity.tv/event/107311/  Cost is $5, go to timecode 22:15
  • Twitter contest winners: Brian Sebby in Chicago won tickets to Star Trek: the Ultimate Voyage with this entry:

"Gravity of Love" (M/S/BH) Fritz finally fulfils his dream of a 3-way between him, the Sisyphus, and a black hole. "

  • K.Scott Huntly won a schematic of the USS Sisyphus with his entry:

“Holodeck Gordon Ramsey starts a new season of Hells Kitchen; all the contestants just use replicators to get it perfect every time"

 

Thanks for listening.

Background music for News was the theme for Star Trek IV:The Voyage Home; Smooth Federation by Andrew Allen

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Eleanor Hollingsworth. You don't know who I am yet, but stay tuned. Also, enjoy this bonus scene and stick around for this week's news.

0:13.2

You wanted to see me, Captain? Yeah, I'm very concerned. I was just in the counselor's office greeting our new counselor, counselor, counselor Ray Beck. Yes, Ray Ray. And, oh, you know her? Yeah, we went to Starfleet Academy together. Oh, great. So you know that she's sick, and I just want to make sure I didn't catch it. Can you see if my ears are doing that? She's a Vulcan. What? She's a Vulcan? Oh, that's not like a disease.

0:38.1

No, that's not a weird disease that mischapes your ears and changes the way you function emotionally.

0:44.6

That's a close call because she seemed real weird.

0:47.7

No.

0:48.5

She's just Vulcan.

0:49.6

She's really, she's kind of got into counseling through a side door.

0:53.7

She was realizing that it was logical to take care of all of these irrational beings, emotions,

1:00.5

because otherwise things would just really hit the fan on a ship.

1:04.4

Yeah.

1:05.3

That makes sense.

1:06.0

Kind of like how you want an engineer who's like, what about magic?

1:11.3

Yes, exactly.

1:12.3

An engineer who is open to the possibility of magic.

1:14.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:15.9

Yeah.

1:16.4

Okay, well, that makes a lot more sense.

1:17.9

Thank you for seeing me so quickly.

1:19.2

I was concerned that maybe my ears were turning pointy,

1:22.6

and I was, like, going to start creating blood.

1:25.4

What?

1:26.4

Are Rita's rugs still in there?

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