EP:1311: We found the world’s worst tinder date | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 13 December 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | I had a mental breakdown in front of my date and her whole family. |
| 0:07.6 | What should I do? |
| 0:08.5 | This is OKOP where we bring you the craziest stories on Earth. |
| 0:13.1 | I'm Sam and John. |
| 0:14.5 | What do you think OP should do after this crazy breakdown? |
| 0:16.6 | I feel very sorry for you, O.P. |
| 0:19.0 | That is a awful experience to have, especially on a first day. First day you're breaking down. Wow. That is, that is pretty tough. What's the relationship going to look like? Maybe it's because he loves her so much and just can't control his emotions. Exactly. Right. Tears of joy. Add them to his tear jar. Deep cut for people who saw the last episode with Riley's tear jar. every time he cries, he writes a note to his future wife. There's a context. Big protein, bigger tears. Even bigger heart. Bigger heart. Ladies, he's single. I did not know that. Now I know. That is so sweet. John's tearing up right now. I need a tear jar. What? But I think O.P should go to his you know potential partner his first day partner |
| 0:55.8 | and you know be like hey i went through this experience maybe break it down and maybe ask for what |
| 1:00.9 | opi needs what some space some support whatever op i think i think op should go and ask for that yeah |
| 1:05.2 | and the worst she could say is no or just ghost you that's true that's loki way worse what ghosting as riley like to say |
| 1:12.3 | leaving them speechless yeah you left them speechless let's see what actually happened so i joined |
| 1:16.9 | a website for dating to try to get more dates that was my only intent i've been working too much for |
| 1:23.2 | two years at my new job i just wanted to have some. I got an email and set up a date with this |
| 1:28.4 | girl. It's my fifth date from the site and it's been fun. But this one girl was like one of those |
| 1:33.8 | love at first sight moments when we met at a restaurant. I saw her and she was perfect. |
| 1:38.9 | I tried to play cool, but I felt I could just cut ties with all the girls I've dated and just |
| 1:43.8 | commit to her right there. Physically, she was everything I could just cut ties with all the girls I've dated and just commit to her right there. |
| 1:45.7 | Physically, she was everything I could ever ask for in exactly my type. |
| 1:50.7 | Her personality seemed about a 10 out of 10. |
| 1:53.4 | Dang. |
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