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I went on the worst first day and was embarrassed in front of the whole restaurant. Should I stay or should I go? This is OKOP. We read the craziest true stories on earth. I'm John and Sam. Should the person stay or should they go? I mean, this is crazy because this is very similar to the last story that we read. And it's not the same story.

It's not. And it comes from OKOB show. And it comes from our slash OKOB show. Which means we love it even more.

That's right. Because we love our community so much. Imagine your worst first day ever in front of the whole restaurant. Worst case scenario. I would have to probably like poop myself. Yeah. Or she would have to poop herself. Would I not go on a second date if my date poop themselves? I don't care about that. I just care about me. Is she hot? What it smell like? Can I smell it? I think it just depends on like, is she the perfect woman for me but she just poops herself sometimes

I think I could get past it like yeah I don't really care diapers you don't care I don't know it's just

like because I only care about myself yes finally you get it all right I think I mean it depends

what they did but if it's the worst that I probably would leave probably would leave I mean that's

normal right you don't continue to go on dates with people when they have the worst first date experience possible. Or D. Just for the drama. Just for more stories for you guys. There's only one way to find out in this story. And again, this was from R slash O KOP show. You can submit your own story at R slash OKOP show. And this was written by Hocken Diss.

Hockendem Titties.

So shout out to you.

Hockendem Titty says,

Went on a date with an inky dude.

He got diarrhea and embarrassed me in front of the waitress. It was. It was. Just like did it seeped

down onto the floor? Also, did he do it intentionally? Because that would make him a very

icky dude. Yeah, it is like, excuse me, this wasn't cooked right. And it gave me diarrhea. As

you can see, can you give me a free meal? Yeah, he was, he was going hard trying

to get that discounter for you. Yeah. One time I sat on a nail on a chair and I was considering

giving, like having them pay for a meal, but I felt like a dick. If I did, oh, it went up my butt.

Oh. Not my butt hole, but it went in my butt. Into the cheek. Not all the way in.

But there was blood, not a lot of blood. Ouch. Let's get back to O.B. story. First of all, I apologize. English is not my first language. So, the story goes like this. I, female, 27, met a guy. 28 male. let's call him dude, at a concert with a mutual friend.

We chitchat for a while and then we exchanged numbers.

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