Ep. 131: Perfect Holiday Pressure

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa wonder why we have this feeling that we're supposed to spend the holidays happily cooking traditional favorites in the kitchen with our children by our sides, when in reality that seems utterly impossible. Is it us? Is it our children? Is it the media? SOMEONE MUST BE TO BLAME! Plus, Biz has an exciting "mom moment," Theresa is still in the darkness, and we chat with the charming and talented Amy Helm about her beautiful new solo album while she sits in the school parking lot waiting to pick up her kids! Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Discuss this episode with other listeners in our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore About our guest Amy Helm's new solo album, Didn't It Rain http://www.amyhelm.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AmyHelmMusic/ Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Spend Our Last Dime, Amy Helm, Didn't It Rain Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.4	This week on One Bad Mother, it's Thanksgiving and we kick off the holiday season by kicking things.
0:24.0	This invents something. Teresa is still in the darkness and we talk to singer Amy Helm about
0:29.7	her new album, Didn't it rain?
0:32.0	Whoo!
0:34.0	Well, I don't know a Thanksgiving song to make the woo into without warning you.
0:38.0	There aren't Thanksgiving songs, right?
0:40.0	Are there Thanksgiving?
0:41.0	There's like an Adam Sandler one that came out in the 90s?
0:44.0	Oh yeah.
0:45.0	Turkey.
0:46.0	Something like that.
0:47.0	That's my really shitty Adam Sandler infection.
0:49.0	You had a nice Adam Sandlery face and gesture going with it.
0:54.7	I did, yeah, thanks.
0:56.0	Thanks very much.
0:57.0	Let me quickly turn it into something sad and despair.
0:59.0	Whenever that man is on television, he always just looks like his wife's about to come up behind him and
1:03.4	tell him to stop doing that. He just looks broken. Anyway enough about the Adam
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