Ep. 132: On The Fence About Having Kids

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Some people know they want kids and some people know they don’t, but what if you don’t care one way or the other, is that even an option? Biz and Theresa say it's actually a viable one! We hash out what goes into making those big decisions in our lives. Plus, Biz's littlest turns two and Theresa gears up to take one of her kids in for a surgical procedure. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Discuss this episode with other listeners in our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is one bad mother.
0:19.2	This week on One Bad Mother, some people know they kids, and some people know they don't.
0:24.0	But what if you don't care one way or the other? Is that even an option?
0:27.6	Speaking of ambivalence, Biz kind of celebrates Ellis's birthday, and Teresa celebrates
0:32.1	baby's first surgery.
0:34.0	Woo!
0:36.0	Hi Theresa!
0:37.0	Hi, Biz!
0:38.0	That sounded like an intriguing opening.
0:42.0	Yeah. Babies first Christmas. There's babies first tooth. There's
0:47.7	baby's first vodka. Like whatever. No baby, no baby first vodka. No baby vodka, you guys.
0:55.0	That one was a joke one. That was a joke one. Don't write in.
1:00.0	Uh, baby's first surgery. Yeah. Why don't you feel us in? All right. Yeah, he's he's getting a little, it's an outpatient surgery to basically remove some fluid that is somewhere
1:15.8	that it's not supposed to be. It's a pretty straightforward thing is actually
1:19.8	relatively common and he will be fine and basically I'm just I'm
1:29.6	How are you going to be well here's the thing Like I've known this was coming for like months so and I I know that it will be fine and I like I know who his surgeon is it's his it's his doctor like I know I know you know I trust the people and I know that it's
1:46.3	gonna be fine I've talked to a lot of other parents who have gone through the same
1:50.4	exact thing and their kids are all great and it's all good.
1:55.0	So I don't I feel like I feel like he will be safe.
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