Ep. 130: Lunch Box Guilt

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about school lunches and wonder: how did we go from, “Yay, my child ate something to keep him going!” to, “I AM A FAILURE AS A MOTHER! I LEFT THE CRUSTS ON THE SANDWICH!?” Regardless, it is probably time to throw lunch guilt away with your retainer. Pauline Campos of AspiringMama.com and the new memoir BabyFat, joins to talk about post-birth body image. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore About our guest BabyFat: Adventures in Motherhood, Muffin Tops, and Trying to Stay Sane, by Pauline M. Campos http://www.aspiringmama.com/ https://twitter.com/pauline_campos Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is one bad mother.
0:18.8	This week on One Bad Mother, don't forget your lunch. Plus this says there's no whining in karate.
0:25.0	Teresa revisits the darkness and we talk to blogger author artist Pauline Campos
0:30.0	about her new memoir, Baby Fat.
0:33.0	Woo!
0:35.0	Happy November!
0:39.0	I mean, we've been in November for like two weeks.
0:42.0	True. But happy middle of November. Yeah. Yeah. How are you? I'm better now than I was a few days ago. I'll tell you what happened. My kids started taking turns waking up way too early.
0:58.0	Like it's not that they just got on a weird schedule and started getting up early.
1:02.0	It was like a weird fluke would happen each
1:05.8	morning in a different way. Like one of them would like wet the bed and be up
1:10.4	earlier. The other one would like just wake up randomly and not be able to go back to sleep.
1:15.1	Just weird things happen every day and I'm not talking like, because my kids normal wake-up time is like 6.30.
1:20.7	I'm not talking like 6 or 530, I'm talking like 440.
1:25.0	They were getting up.
1:27.0	Oh, yeah, that sucks.
1:28.0	I know you're familiar with that hour of the morning.
1:31.0	That's my special hour. But like what happened was and like whatever kids kids whatever but
1:39.5	but I because it didn't seem like it made any sense and was like both of them like every night after
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