Ep. 131 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of "2 Bears, 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's inability to keep a secret, jigsaw puzzles, racing Caeleb Dressel, why Bert should be a Speedo spokesperson, and "Jackass Forever." Bert recalls partying with Johnny Knoxville in the 90s, and the two FaceTime Steve-O

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0:00.0	The problem is people put on a speedo
0:02.4	and they let their speedo wear them.
0:04.5	You need to wear your speedo.
0:06.0	You used to sold like 20,000 speedos.
0:09.0	Think about this, Hollywood Boulevard.
0:11.0	We got a big bill board.
0:12.4	We got a Caleb Dressel.
0:14.8	The guy does butterfly.
0:16.2	The woman who does free, the this.
0:18.0	And then me in the center, it's not just for champions.
0:21.3	100%
0:22.3	I like drinking out of a glass.
0:28.8	I like drinking out of a glass too, to be honest with you.
0:32.5	And what better than the two bears glass?
0:34.9	Yeah, people don't even realize it.
0:35.9	This is a two bears glass?
0:36.7	Yeah.
0:37.5	Shit, we sell these?
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.7	For real?
0:40.2	Look at it.
0:44.5	This is nice.
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