Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather discuses the life-lessons and survival tactics she picked up from the road. Fresh off the first leg of the "Farewell Tour" Heather breaks down who really shit their pants in Tampa, and how having a safe word is important for everyone. Don't think for two seconds she forgot what happened in Charleston, my little angels. Her voice might be extra raspy but her sassy and attitude are still top notch!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.4	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon,
0:23.1	and recording live coming at your live from SF San Francisco,
0:31.0	not South Florida, which I nearly didn't make it out of.
0:35.7	I swear to God, ladies and gentlemen,
0:38.0	we're going to be chitchatting a little bit tonight about what the fuck happened on
0:42.1	tour.
0:43.1	Thank you, each and every one of you for coming out and seeing the shows for
0:46.6	our first leg of the farewell tour.
0:48.4	And I named it the farewell tour because I honestly didn't know whether or
0:51.0	not we'd make it out dead or alive.
0:53.2	And we made it out alive by the skin of our teeth by the last hair on my vagina.
0:58.2	I'll tell you what, wow, wow.
1:01.8	Where do I even begin?
1:03.2	There's so much to discuss tonight.
1:05.0	I have so many personal, absolutely nots that I'm ready to just really dive into.
1:09.8	But I just first want to start in the positive and say,
1:12.6	thank you, thank you.
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