Ep. 12 Italian Stallion Pipes Up

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Jeff, Heather’s fiancé, joins in on the fun aka he forced her to put him on the pod. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each other & take your calls and more from the “Absolutely Not” line! It’s a love fest of salami & chest hair, tune in for the fun!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:02.7	Y'all know I've been having the hardest time finding anything A that fits me online and B that fits
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