Ep. 12 Resistance Strength for Crackheads
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2012
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
On episode 12 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner discusses with comedian Richard Villa how her husband, Ralphie May, is currently in rehab. Villa talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood Los Angeles and selling crack as a teen because it was the family business. Lahna catches up with Emmy-nominated writer Bill Freiberger, who produced and wrote for The Simpsons, about his Naked Bible Studio Radio Show. The star of the Black Guys F*ckin Black White Girls is Anyi Malik, a comic who takes a trip to TN to hook up with a big fat white woman. The band of the week is Heypenny!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm 400-something pounds, and I'm tired. |
| 0:03.4 | I'm tired a lot, man. |
| 0:05.5 | Right. |
| 0:05.8 | You know, I'm in a ton of pain, but I'm really tired. |
| 0:10.8 | Oh, brother, I love you, man. |
| 0:12.1 | You know what? |
| 0:12.9 | You just go take a rest. |
| 0:14.5 | Go take a rest. |
| 0:15.4 | We're going to take a positive steps. |
| 0:18.1 | You know, I announced it last night on twitter that i'm just |
| 0:23.1 | i'm going to a mental place and i'm going to uh i want to work on my mind and go through |
| 0:29.8 | all the the stuff that mess me up the kid growing up i mean a lot of can fill you in or during |
| 0:37.3 | the break. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm, comedians are cut from silk. |
| 0:41.4 | I'm really funny, which means I'm really messed up. |
| 0:43.9 | Sure. |
| 0:44.7 | And, you know, I, and then I've got some, I've got like three dates that I have to take a break and go do because I'll get sued and you know |
| 0:57.8 | it's a Vegas date and stuff like that but I don't drink so Vegas has never been a big problem |
| 1:02.9 | for me and you know we do that and then I'm going in for that one I'm going into an attention |
| 1:10.7 | 45-day thing |
| 1:12.4 | down in San Diego and man you know I'm trying to get a grip on this and and make my life |
| 1:19.9 | better because my wife and children deserve a husband that doesn't hurt all the time |
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