New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While Stocks

last, subject to availability. You know, some people say Muslims don't have a sense of humor,

but a group of Tunisian refugees proved them wrong last week by entering an Italian refugee

welcome center and burning it down. The improvisational act of comic performance art was the brainchild

of Muslim comedian Muhammad Hachu, who said, quote, we just thought it would be funny to start

destroying the country the minute we arrived, instead of waiting until we'd been graciously

accepted into the local culture and only then destroying it. The rambunctious Tunisian funnyman

pulled off the mischievous hijinks on the Italian island of Lampedusa after being informed some

refugees were going to be sent home to their own country. Home to our own country, Mohachu

Wisecrack, we don't want to go back to that crappy place. We want to come here and make this

place crappy. Mr. Hachu is part of the comical performing trio Mo, Larry and death to Western

civilization. The slapstick improv group has won the praise of many cultural elites in the west.

A review in the New York Times, a former newspaper, said, quote, this genial prankster trio has

raised performance art to the level of mass murder and vice versa. Unquote.

Mohachu recently explained his thought process to admirers saying, quote, less creative refugees

would have followed the normal procedure of entering a country, growing accustomed to the culture,

molesting a few of the local women, stabbing some innocent bystanders and maybe then blowing up

a trainer too for the big finale. The ironic punchline comes when the refugees then

accuse anyone who opposes them of lacking a kind of tolerance we Muslims never even heard of before

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