Donald Trump has released a list of judges he pretends to nominate to the Supreme Court

if he's elected the specable president of the United States.

The list comes complete with Trump's personal assessment of the judges,

so as a public service, we read the document to you now in full.

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I, Donald J. Trump, would make the following nominations of judges to the Supreme Court.

Nomination number one, Judge Reinhold. He was great and fast times at Ridgemont High

and then Sean Penn goes on to get all the stardom. Very bad. Sean Penn is practically some kind

of communist, although he did time Adana to a chair and smacker around for nine hours,

so he's got his positive side too. Still, I think Judge Reinhold would be better on the Supreme

Court than Sean Penn because he's more mild mannered and judge like.

Number two, Judge Dredd, very underrated Judge, probably because the Sylvester Stallone movie didn't

do so much business, but in real life, Dredd has been working as a street judge in mega-city one,

a very tough environment, very tough, and frankly, I think it's time he got a promotion.

Some people might say he's not a real hero, just a hero in comic books, but by that logic,

I'm not really presidential material. I'm just a guy who plays it being a businessman on television.

It makes no sense, folks. It makes no sense.

Number three, Sampson. Don't laugh. The man was judged over Israel for 20 years,

and Israel, frankly, it's a mess. We're going to have to get the very best people to figure out

what's going on over there and starting with Sampson on the Supreme Court. Very good idea.

Number four, Chocolate Judge, who doesn't like chocolate. I love chocolate. I have many,

many chocolate friends. Although, wait, maybe it's not Chocolate Judge. It's chocolate fudge,

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