Ep 127: Cpt. Julius Frankenstein Baxter

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2015

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

It's alive! Crick's holonovel gets an adaptation he doesn't approve of.

Improvised on August 15 from a suggestion by Andrew Vanderwoude.

Edited by Roger Payton

Griffen Eckstein as Holographic Krunk Whatsin, Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Donald's Dad

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson

Eli Mandek as Acting Chef Rip Stiply, Donald (a Child)

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Holographic Krunk's Monster, Donald's Mom

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Holographic Imani Hotep

This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Jackbox Games, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop.

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Jackbox.
0:04.0	Get five hilarious party games in the Jackbox party pack.
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0:14.0	Go to Jackbox.com for more info.
0:20.0	Can I talk to you for a second?
0:22.5	Yeah.
0:23.5	I've been working on this book and I just need to talk to somebody about it.
0:27.4	Well, sit down, let me a story.
0:29.9	I'm trying to like get myself out into the world and create more to let people see like
0:35.2	who I am and to let them know that I'm not just a machine, that I'm a
0:38.7	person with thoughts and feelings. And so I decided to write a romance novel. Do it. Do you have a
0:45.0	draft with you? Yeah, here. This is the draft. It's called Crescent Moon. Oh, boy. It's about a
0:51.2	young man who falls in love with a monster.
0:54.6	This is beautiful cover.
0:56.0	Who did the artwork on the cover? I did that. I did that. You did this? Yeah, I did. I did that. The rectangles are so perfectly square. I know, and there are exactly four rectangles, each of which is perfectly square. That's unbelievable. The main character is this boy whose name is Crunk Watson,
1:11.9	and he falls in love with a girl who's a mummy. Oh no. Yeah. But mummies have been dead for ages.
1:19.3	Well, I kind of like took some creative liberties with like what a mummy is. Like if you read the
1:24.1	first chapter when they introduced the main mummy character, one of her first lines is like, this isn't like a book or a movie. This is what real mummies are like. Okay, yeah. Oh, and then she goes on to, and then she's after you down to the whole halls. Right. No, not me. It's the character's name. Sorry, yeah, Crunk Watson. All right. Well, here, let me feed this into the holodeck. Crunk Watson is like a cool teenager. Yeah, and he like kisses girls and stuff, huh?
1:47.2	I mean, he would like to. Crunk Watson. All right. Well, here, let me feed this into the holodeck. Crunk Watson is like a cool teenager.
1:44.7	Yeah.
1:46.9	And he, like, kisses girls and stuff, huh?
1:48.4	I mean, he would like to.
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