Bonus: Baxter's Christmas Wish

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Did somebody say wish?

Improvised November 8th, 2015 from a suggestion by Paul Nichols via Facebook.

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Leopold Lackey
Chris Johnson as Christmas Yeti
Sean Kelley as Santa Claus, Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Rip Stiply, Lt. Jeremy Swanson
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Sally, Lt. Greg

Transcript

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0:00.0	Happy Holidays from the cast and crew of Improvised Star Trek.
0:04.0	Please enjoy this special bonus scene.
0:06.0	Baxter's Christmas Wish, improvised November 8th, 2015, from a suggestion by Paul Nichols.
0:17.0	Captain Baxter, you have saved the North Pole again. I can't tell you how grateful I am to you.
0:28.0	If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know. Well, it wasn't just me. It was my whole crew here.
0:33.5	Ask him for the bag. I want that bag. Yeah, that bottomless bag full of presents.
0:37.9	Yeah, that's not. Just ask him for the bag. Are you going to do that to all the children of
0:41.7	Earth? And you go to other planets other than Earth? I go to every single planet. Every planet.
0:47.4	In one night, or you do different planets every night? In one night, Santa exists in all moments of
0:53.5	space time simultaneously.
0:55.8	Wow, that's awesome.
0:57.5	If he can do that, I want a reindeer.
0:59.8	You want a reindeer?
1:01.0	So we can make stew for the winter.
1:03.4	Oh, that's awful.
1:04.2	We're not getting a magical reindeer to make stew with.
1:07.0	We'll just kill a regular reindeer before we leave.
1:09.0	Fine.
1:09.4	Ah, Rip Stippley.
1:10.8	Always on the naughty list.
1:13.1	Who?
1:13.8	Me?
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