Bonus: 7 Minutes in Zeaven
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2015
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Zarlene teaches Baxter and Corbo about the Nerds and the Knees.
Featuring
Chris Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter
News:
-One final week of our Live run at iO Chicago.
--With openers Our Fair City;
--And special guest SAND, New City's Best Chicago Improv team of 2015.
--Speaking of guests, check out this live performance of klingon Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
-Thanks to ThePeak & Is4you for iTunes reviews.
-Matt Young appeared on the Rabbit Hole Podcast.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Improvised Star Trek listeners. |
| 0:05.0 | There is no full episode this week, but please enjoy this bonus scene, Seven Minutes in Zeven. |
| 0:11.0 | And stick around after for some news. |
| 0:13.0 | I want to see through the scene between Matt and Chris called Seven Minutes in Seven. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh my God! Seven minutes and seven. This is embarrassing. |
| 0:25.9 | This is embarrassing. |
| 0:28.1 | Well, I mean, we're here. |
| 0:30.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.6 | I don't hear making out. |
| 0:34.6 | Okay, okay. |
| 0:35.8 | Just we're building up to it. Yeah, I mean, I guess I still think it was a good idea to try to learn more about Saralene's culture. Yeah. I just forgot that she left her planet when she was 14. She's like 14. Are your knees between each other's legs? You should put your knees between each other's legs. Between the... How is that? |
| 0:54.2 | I don't know what she's talking about. Yeah, I guess... You know, this isn't a big deal. I've seen you naked before. Yeah, no, I've seen you naked. You have? Yeah. Are you guys moving your knees around? Yes. Yes. There's some crazy knee action here. Oh my gosh. |
| 1:13.9 | Are knees like an erogenous zone on Zirth? |
| 1:18.2 | I mean, they're like, you know, among a select group, but that's kind of true on any planet. |
| 1:19.9 | Are your hands on each other's lower back? |
| 1:21.7 | Any planet, they're like knee people. |
| 1:24.1 | I'm totally a lower back person. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:26.2 | Grasp, grasp. |
| 1:33.6 | Maybe it'd be easier if, like, you weren't talking to us so much. Is that part of it? |
| 1:35.1 | Or is that part of it? |
| 1:37.3 | That's always how it happened for me. |
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