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Admiral Damocles, uh, yeah, of course he's here. Captain Baxter's here. Let's, I'll go get him. Well, that's good. I'm, I really need to go talk to him and check him out. You know, I've just been doing clapping pushups here out in the hallway. Trying to keep in shape, trying to keep in fighting shape in case the Romulins or the Kardashians or the Jem Hidar or the Borg or my wife attacks. So, yeah, let's go check him out. Let's talk to this guy. Okay, he is probably dressing right now. So can you just wait out here in the hallway? It's super important. This is an inspection of this ship from top to bottom. And if the U.S. Sisyphus doesn't pass, we are decommissioning this ship. Did I hear you say you fight your wife? I don't fight my wife. My wife fights me. We've got this little ambush each other game that we play. She's a camouflage expert. Have you ever met Mrs. Admiral Damocles? I have not had that unique honor, sir. Ah, man, she is an expert in subterfusion camouflage. You won't see her coming and she'll kill you 17 ways to Saturday. Oh, that sounds amazing I'm going to check in the room if you could just stay out here for a second. All right. What's taking so long? Get his pants on. I can't get them on that easily. Gosh. And I can't revive him. I've tried everything in my arsenal of hypo sprays. I've been giving him mouth to mouth for five minutes.

You guys, I feel like this is all my fault.

No.

It's only kind of your fault. I'm the one who gave him all those very fun drugs.

He'll be out for a while.

Uh, guys, I can only stall so much.

Have you asked him how much you can bench press yet?

Oh, that's a good one. I asked him, did you know he fights his wife or his wife fights him?

It's this weird... I'll go with that.

I'll go with that. Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice.

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius

Valentine Baxter. Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbymite Hayes.

Sean Kelly as science Officer Crick Watson.

Riven-Nexstein as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.

Nick Wagner as Navigation Officer Charles Lorum.

Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelzen.

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