Bonus: Ensign Spot versus the Cucumber

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Inadvertent cruelty is rampant in this bonus scene.

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0:00.0	Hey, Improvised Star Trek fans.
0:01.9	Stay tuned for this week's news after this bonus scene entitled Ensign Spot versus the cucumber.
0:12.2	I do not want to alarm either of you, but you are holding snakes.
0:18.4	No, we're just, me and the Ensign are just going to Starbirds to make a salad for the party tonight.
0:24.8	You, you, you're going to eat snake salad?
0:28.7	Oh, oh, I forget sometimes that you're a cat.
0:32.9	Yeah, it's, it's all right. No, no, these are vegetables.
0:36.6	I grew them myself. Yeah, and I'm holding a handful of worms.
0:40.7	You grow snakes? You grow snakes? Well, I mean, I do own a snake, but no, these are plants.
0:47.4	Yeah, and if you come to, if you come to the party later tonight, I promise, I promise you'll enjoy this salad.
0:53.3	Yeah, and these are just a bunch of worms that we're going to chop up and put in the salad.
0:56.6	Snakes are reptiles.
0:57.9	These are a totally other form of life.
1:00.4	You know, I love going out after a rainstorm and finding worms and fighting into
1:07.6	them making them two worms.
1:09.5	But I cannot respect snake eaters.
1:17.8	Please put that snake down.
1:19.9	Sir, yeah.
1:21.4	What am I supposed to?
1:22.2	I'm getting two commands right now.
1:24.9	Yeah, I mean, she's in Ensign two,
1:26.6	so technically you guys are the same rank. So with her, it's more of a request than a command. It just feels like a command. She's punching up. Yeah, you know, everything from her feels like a command. Yeah, I'm getting real scared. You know what, let's just... Hey, guys, I brought this laser pointer to put in the salad.
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