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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 125: Your Lady Ship has Arrived, Your Ladyship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Lady Cola's recent absence is explained when two ships come looking for her.  Captain Baxter makes the biggest decision of his life, Rip Stipley makes the most frivolous, and Sally searches for a family.

Improvised October 4th, 2015 from a suggestion by Erin Higgins via Facebook

Featuring

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Guitar Center Guy

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson

Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley

Irene Marquette as Lt. Cdr. Lady Cola

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Lt. Atlas, Liquidator Clumph

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch’arles Lorem, a Ferengi Liquidator

Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon, Ensign Operator, Orion Slave Woman

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Ensign Greg, Sally, Orion Slave Man

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop

Orion ship cover art from Star Trek: The Animated Series

Irene Marquette has a special goodbye message to listeners on the Improvised Star Trek homepage.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-op. They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show. No. Space, the final frontier.

0:42.3

These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice.

0:46.3

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

1:04.1

You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius

1:08.7

Valentine Baxter. Chris Rathshin First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.

1:13.1

Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.

1:16.2

We've been next dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.

1:19.6

Irene Marquette as security officer, Lieutenant Lady Cola.

1:23.6

Nick Wagner as Navigation Officer Charles Lorum.

1:26.8

Mary Kate Walthall as chief medical officer

1:29.6

Zarlene Zonelson

1:30.9

Julia Weiss is Lieutenant Rita King

1:33.3

Eli Mandel as acting Dr. Rip Stippley

1:36.4

Today's episode, Your Ladyship has arrived

1:39.8

Your Ladyship, was suggested by Aaron Higgins

1:43.3

and recorded on October 4th.

1:45.0

Thanks for listening. Hey, Captain?

2:07.4

Oh my God, where have you been?

2:08.9

What do you mean?

2:10.0

I haven't seen you in months.

2:11.6

You haven't?

2:12.4

No.

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