0:00.0	Hey there, Improvised Star Trek listeners.
0:05.0	Please enjoy this bonus scene and then stick around for the bi-weekly news.
0:09.0	I want to see a scene between Matt and Mary Kate called Worst Contact.
0:15.0	Captain, welcome to my planet.
0:23.1	It's a pleasure to make first contact with you.
0:26.8	It is my pleasure.
0:28.3	And on behalf of the United Federation of Planets, I just wanted to say, would you pull my finger?
0:36.6	Okay.
0:39.2	Squeak.
0:40.8	Oh, man.
0:42.4	I just farted on a new planet.
0:44.7	Go, do.
0:45.6	I,
0:46.5	I,
0:46.8	oh my,
0:48.9	what's going on?
0:50.1	You're getting boils all over you.
0:52.4	Do you have,
0:52.6	can you deal with methane?
0:54.4	Do you have a thing with methane? Yes, we came up to a methane. Doctor, I need a doctor here. Is anyone here a doctor? Captain, did you read the briefing before we came down to the planet? No, I don't do any of that nerd shit. I'm a doctor. Yeah, Zarlene, do you, can you do something about this? I think this ambassador is dying. Oh. Are there any other aliens here? Any other weird aliens who also have a methane thing who can come help? No, no, no, no, don't get so close. Don't get so close. Someone push my finger back in. Push my finger back in. Push my finger back in. It's too late, Captain. Oh, no.
1:27.6	That cloud.
1:28.8	It's going towards their capital city.
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