Ep 125: Nimesh Patel and Cucumber Gin
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're back. How the hell are you, buddy? Good to see you. It's gonna be back in the city |
| 0:15.2 | Lisa the guest bartender is here. Hello, everyone. Looking good. Great eyebrows. |
| 0:22.6 | Sally, you walked I didn't see you at the seller party. I saw you across the room |
| 0:26.8 | I couldn't make it to you. There was too many obstacles, but you walked in in the Hawaiian shirt looking like a hitman. Yeah |
| 0:32.6 | I was like salabanka and it couldn't get to you. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's great. I saw you across the room too, and you were another guy couldn't get to |
| 0:41.6 | It's so frustrating like the people you want to talk to you never get to yeah |
| 0:44.9 | I mean, I've talked to a lot of people. I love but they were definitely some obstacles in there |
| 0:49.3 | There's a couple of parasites where like hey, you're like damn it. I gotta be stuck with this queen for six minutes |
| 0:56.8 | Passover |
| 0:58.8 | No, they just always do the holiday party late because I think their logic is everyone to the holiday party in |
| 1:04.5 | December will do a holiday party in April because good point. We're not competing with any parties. Yeah, and it's a crazy spread |
| 1:11.7 | It's open bar. It's every comic and you're like, whoa, you're still doing it |
| 1:19.4 | And yeah, it was fun. Liz was doing a lot of those. You're still doing it. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of those. How do you pay the rent? |
| 1:26.1 | I have a few comics. I have a list of eight comics. I'm like, how do you pay a New York rent? |
| 1:31.1 | You never do the road you never do clips or TV or anything, but be great |
| 1:35.7 | The party was just one giant intervention for a comic like how do you do it? Yeah, please quit |
| 1:40.6 | They literally came there for the food. Yeah, yeah, right |
| 1:44.6 | The food was I mean, you got that Kennedy fried chicken |
| 1:47.4 | Which was a little a little lukewarm in the temperature. I want a hot piece of chicken. I was a little upset. I still ate it |
| 1:53.8 | I don't get stereotypical guys mad about the food temp |
| 1:57.3 | But |
| 1:59.5 | It was all drafty in there |
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