Ep 124: Ms. Pat And Amaretto Sours

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to "We Might Be Drunk" with Mark Normand and Sam Morril! This episode, the duo is joined by the hilarious comedian and podcast host, Ms. Pat, for an hour of non-stop laughs and good times. Listen in as they discuss everything from parenting to politics and crack jokes over refreshing Amaretto Sours. Don't miss out on the fun and join the conversation with these hashtags: #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #MsPat #ComedyPodcast #AmarettoSour #Cheers #LaughOutLoud And if you're looking to make your own Amaretto Sour at home, we've got you covered with this simple recipe: Ingredients: 2 oz. amaretto 1 oz. fresh lemon juice 1/2 oz. simple syrup Ice Lemon slice and cherry for garnish Directions: Fill a shaker with ice and add amaretto, lemon juice, and simple syrup. Shake well and strain into a glass filled with ice. Garnish with a lemon slice and cherry. Thanks for tuning in to "We Might Be Drunk" and be sure to share your Amaretto Sour creations using the hashtags above! Now, let's end on a joke: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Thanks for listening to "We Might Be Drunk"! Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code DRUNK at https://displate.com/wmbd?art=6247414ceddb3 Support the show and; get 25% off your Fitbod subscription (or try the app for free) at https://www.fitbod.me/DRUNK Support the show and go to https://www.hellotushy.com/DRUNK and; use promo code DRUNK for 10% off plus free shipping on your first bidet order. Get rid of useless subscriptions with Rocket Money. Go to https://www.rocketmoney.com/DRUNK Mark Normand: http://marknormandcomedy.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/shows Ms. Pat: https://mspatcomedy.com/ Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com/shop Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ #marknormand #sammorril #wemightbedrunk #comedy #comedypodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. Special guest, Ms. Pat.
0:11.6	Woo. What's she saying? Have we met? I met you years ago. I don't know if you remember it,
0:17.2	but we met on last Comic Standing. Oh, was you? Briefly. Was you a part of the last group?
0:23.1	Absolutely not. I was gone early. I think I made it one one episode. Yeah. How about you?
0:29.7	You won for a while. I made it today. Pick the eight. That's pretty good. That's good TV time.
0:35.9	Oh, it's sucked. I got eliminated on my birthday. What? Damn harsh. It was Keenan,
0:44.6	Rosanne, and Russell Peters. Oh, wow. Norm was really cool to me, but Keenan I think buried me
0:53.9	and I was like, I'm dumb. I didn't think Norm liked me. Oh, okay. He's been known to be racist.
1:00.7	You wouldn't say that out these days. You didn't never say that shit if he was alive. No,
1:07.5	we would try to get him on. Although I think Rosanne was the one who took ambient. That was
1:11.6	important. Oh, that's true. That was before ambient. That was before. Wait, she was very nice today.
1:16.6	She was. I knew her before. Yeah. I love Rosanne. I do too. Yeah, we call it BA before ambient.
1:23.9	Was she nice to you? Yeah, I did a show cause the world funniest mom and she was like the
1:28.1	host of it. Oh, nice years ago. And so, and I opened for, I opened in Vegas for once a couple of
1:35.1	times. So she was always nice. Yeah. And she went Trump crazy. And she loved me on Twitter.
1:41.7	No way. She blocked you. Yeah. I was like, I thought it was free. Rosanne. Wow. Yeah. She
1:47.7	loved me on Twitter. I feel like she's back on the scene now. I see her doing sets. Yes. See
1:52.0	her out. You know, I see her pop up here and there. How about if you saw her, she'd be cool with
1:57.5	the face-to-face. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you know, people, so we all get a little crazy and there's some
2:03.6	time here here. We all go a little mad sometimes. Huh? We all go a little mad sometimes. Psycho. Yeah.
2:08.9	I don't roll this. It's cream also. It's what? Scream. Scream also. Yeah.
2:14.2	Skied Ultra. Skied Ultra. Oh, yeah. Skied Orch. It was a sexy. Who was the guy from the 90s at
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