Ep 126: Noel Miller & Watermelon Gin
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, we're here. We're queer. Sam's hung over. I'm hurting. I'm down for the count. Oh, yeah, this game you just |
| 0:13.7 | taped the special. Yeah, yeah, I was trying to get it off me. Oh, look at that. There it is. That's a sali |
| 0:21.3 | original right there. That's a great shot. Great shot. You got the lady, the hot lady in the front |
| 0:25.4 | smiling. Love that. Check it out the package. Got your got your ass right there. Yep. How many shows |
| 0:32.4 | did you do? We do four shows. First three were good. Like, I think we got something. But the last |
| 0:38.3 | show is magic. What I heard, you need the magic. I was texting people for updates. I was getting |
| 0:42.8 | salicues to sending me updates. James Webb, who's directing the sending me updates. A little |
| 0:47.8 | garisimo sending me updates. Yeah, everyone sent me updates. Yeah, I told him that the first two |
| 0:51.9 | shows you're playing like prevent defenses. Like, don't fuck up. Yes, don't fuck up. I was stiff. |
| 0:57.5 | But I was nervous. Thank God I did four. You got to do a multiple. And Wilson Vince hosting, |
| 1:04.4 | you forget. This guy's a pro. He's been doing comedy since 81. I forget that all the time. |
| 1:09.2 | There he is. And so he's really getting that energy going. So that was huge. And then Gary |
| 1:16.2 | comes in. And he's such a fun hang wheel. I love great hang. He was bombing in the green room. |
| 1:21.7 | There's Gary. Look at that. Doesn't even move. He plants those two tiny feet and just stays there. |
| 1:27.6 | This is why he thinks we can get away with eating like pigs on the road because we don't move on |
| 1:32.4 | stage. We're both immobile. Yeah. Yes. By the way, he was in charge of ordering food all weekend. |
| 1:38.6 | And he blew it. What? He said, I said, we got to get lunch on Saturday. He said, I got it. |
| 1:45.2 | He picked the cleafiest. What was it? It said Rosé all day on the wall. There was a trans guy singing a |
| 1:51.1 | melody. You were there. Salaheus walked in two girls. Oh, my dad's here. Oh, sorry. I mean, |
| 1:56.4 | it was brutal. We were the only food. Food stunk. We didn't even eat. We left because it was too |
| 2:02.5 | cleafy. And we had to bail. Oh, my God. So we all gave Vita shit. Then we went to a diner. |
| 2:08.4 | Two months ago. Him missing. Oh, that's a great shot. Too holy shit. Look at that. Look at the |
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