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Captain's Logs start 8-3-4-00.3.4.0.3. We are en route to planet Zafelor, where we plan to get a little R&R in.

I don't know which polo to wear. You don't know which polo to wear? Yeah. Excuse me, Captain. This is a lady's conversation. Yeah, but Lady Cola's gone, so I'm filling in for her. Okay, fine, try. Go ahead and try. Okay. Which one of these polos looks better on me. What have you layered both of them? Just try different combos of pop collar. Collar popery? Two layers makes it harder to get to your boobs. You are not being Lady Cola. That's, come on, that's totally something she would say. No, she would... Okay. She probably would say that, but she would say it in a way that didn't make me feel uncomfortable. Yeah. She would say it like, what if you need to get to your boobs? Yes. Oh, okay.

Yeah, she would say it like,

what if you need to get to your boobs? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. Okay, I'll just, I'm getting there.

Hey, uh, Crick. Yeah. Which polo do you think I should wear? Probably the lighter one makes it

easier to get to your boobs.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Thank you.

You're a good friend.

Commander, can I ask you a quick question?

Yeah.

I was looking at the brochure pad for the country club on Zaffafore, the planet that we're going to, where we're supposed to be getting R&R.

Yeah, good recap.

It says no mooners.

No mooners? Yeah, it just says no mooners allowed. Oh, well, that could mean a lot of things. It probably means you're not welcome, though. There's a picture under it of, like, I assume that's supposed to be a person from the moon. Yeah, isn't... That looks like your dad. That's really cruel, Commander. That's a cartoon picture. Wait, hang on a second. Let's put that up on the big screen, and then let's bring up a picture of your father. Yeah, no, that is clearly like a carnival drawing of your father. He's got, like, huge ears, and his skin is, like, super pallid. Yeah, I mean, it's a great drawing. Captain, this clearly says no mooners.

You cannot wear those assless chaps. Oh, come on. You can't. It says no mooners. Maybe you just keep the ladies inside. Fine. Yeah. I won't wear the assless chaps, but I'm definitely wearing this speedo. I'm going to wear this Searsucker suit. Or should I just wear the blazer over like a khaki short with boat shoes and no socks?

Maybe you should layer the short over the suit pant.

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