Bonus: Evil Baxter's Evil Twin

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2015

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Crick reveals what he's been storing in carbonite... and it isn't Corbomite.

Improvised October 26, 2014 from a suggestion by Andrew Vanderwoude

Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, Evil Baxter, Evil Baxter's Evil Twin

with Special Guest Shad Kunkle as the Crypt Keeper (Lt. Cdr. Gary Williamson)

Edited by Eric Scull

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The I'm gonna'... The
0:40.3	The Hello, hello,
1:02.0	It's time for another tales from the trek.
1:06.0	Looks like Captain Baxter has himself up a creek with no paddle.
1:12.0	Double your pleasure with this frozen treat.
1:18.8	A scene with Captain Baxter and Captain
1:28.0	Evil Baxter's and evil
1:30.8	Two.
1:31.7	Okay.
1:37.7	All right, Captain Baxter, this is where I have
1:40.7	your evil twin frozen in carbonite.
1:44.9	Great.
1:45.6	My ears are burning. Carbonite, not corbite. Oh, all right. Adios, everyone. Just so you know he's here. Well, wait a second. Is that Captain Baxter frozen in that thing? It's evil Captain Baxter. No, I'm standing right here. Yeah, but I've just got... Wait, did this is evil Captain Baxter? This is actually just regular Captain Baxter.
2:00.1	I'm just Captain Baxter.
2:01.3	Okay.
2:01.8	But I have my evil cloning machine in the same room, too. So I'm going to go, but I just wanted you to know that these are here. In this secured location that only you, myself, Corby and Captain Owl have the password to. Thank you, Crick. Corbo, can you hang around for a second? Yeah, sure.
2:18.1	Hey, um, I'm going to get in this cloning booth. Why would you do that? And I want you to push the button that says evil right here? No, I'm not doing that. I'm already... Why not? Sorry, let's hear the rest of your plan. Maybe you're going to bring it back around. I want you to hit the evil button.
2:31.7	Uh-huh.
2:32.4	And then I also want you to hit the defrost button on the carbonite.
2:35.9	Okay.
2:36.2	And then the two evil Captain Baxter will cancel each other out. What if they team up? I wouldn't do that. Can you imagine me teaming up with myself? That'd be a huge problem. Yeah, well, it would be a huge problem, yeah. Wait, you think I'm not...
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