Ep 123: Jim Norton

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Get ready to laugh until you cry with the latest episode of "We Might Be Drunk" featuring the one and only Jim Norton! Join hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril as they sit down with Jim, a celebrated comedian and actor with decades of experience in the industry. As the guys sip on their coffee and share hilarious stories, they cover a range of topics, from Jim's experiences in comedy to current events and everything in between. Jim's razor-sharp wit and quick comebacks are on full display, making this episode an instant classic. If you're looking for some much-needed humor in your life, this episode of "We Might Be Drunk" is the perfect cure. So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh with Mark, Sam, and Jim. And now, a joke to send you off: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Support the show and get 15% off your first order at https://www.zbiotics.com/DRUNK promo code DRUNK Save 20% off &; free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com promo code DRUNK Visit http://babbel.com/Drunk for up to 55% off learning a new language. Mark Normand: http://marknormandcomedy.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/shows Jim Norton: https://www.jimnorton.com/ Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com/shop Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're here. We're clear. We got a fun guest today.
0:12.1	Jim Norton. I hope.
0:15.0	So the weather is crazy out today, right?
0:17.2	Yeah. I want to come in and just do bits. Yeah, right?
0:21.4	How about that trans shooter?
0:23.4	The guy I, the guy in the elevator the other day, I was with someone. She goes,
0:26.8	so I'm going to California and he goes, you're going out just so the weather is going nice.
0:30.8	Me, like, ah, good, good stuff.
0:35.5	You know, when it rains, like, oh, you brought it with you. I guess you brought it with you.
0:38.6	I'm like, no, I don't get anything. I'll actually agree with them.
0:41.2	No one go with the bit and go, yeah, more.
0:45.3	Keep it coming.
0:47.2	That's a, that's a lot of peves. This we have a lot of peves. Oh, yeah, a lot of annoying.
0:54.0	You know what annoyed me recently is,
0:56.8	first people that don't put their dogs on leashes really annoying me.
1:01.0	There's a hallway and they're just running through the hallway.
1:03.6	What? Yeah. And then they're just like, come here, come here.
1:06.2	And the dog doesn't come and you're like, it's a, get a leash.
1:09.5	Yeah, yeah. But then there's a problem with the leash guy who's drenched out the leach
1:13.1	all over the hot sidewalk. It's a domination thing.
1:16.0	It's one of those things they want to show you the control they have over their
1:18.6	animal. So what happens? I think when the elevator opens and then they take the
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