Ep 123: Uh, Was that Jazz?

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2015

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Music is in the air when the USS Sisyphus visits a very specific planet. Goes without saying which one.

Improvised on July 25, 2015 from a suggestion by Ed Flinn via Facebook

Edited by Nick Wagner

This episode was sponsored by [Utter Nonsense](http://www.utternonsensegame.com/), a member of the [Chicago Podcast Coop](http://chicagopodcastcoop.com/).

Featuring:

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Computer, a Stage Manager
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Lt. Jeremy Swanson, the Quintocracy
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Ensign Rusev
Mary Beth Smith as Sarah (a Child), the Quintocracy
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, the Quintocracy
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, the Quintocracy
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Ensign Spot, Diane
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Sally, Folk Revolutionary

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Utter Nonsense, a member of the Chicago podcast co-op.
0:06.9	Ever wondered what it's like to see your friend, orgasm or take a poop?
0:10.9	Reveal these mysteries and more with the Chicago-born party game, Utter Nonsense.
0:15.5	Currently available at Target stores nationwide.
0:19.7	Captain's Logs, starting 52777.5.
0:23.8	I'm happy to report that Dr. Zarlene Zonelson has returned
0:26.6	as the Sisyphys chief medical officer
0:29.0	after serving her mandatory one-year tour
0:32.0	as the head of Starfleet Medical.
0:34.9	Apparently, rumors of her botched plastic surgery were false, though I'll be keeping a close eye on her face.
0:41.3	It does raise the question, however, of what to do with our temporary acting doctor, Rips Stippley, who needs to remain employed as a condition of his work release.
0:50.3	For now, he'll be filling in his acting chef. I'm not sure how much this decision had to do with the fact that he received the news of Dr. Zonelson's return while in the mess hall.
1:00.3	However, there's a more pressing issue at hand.
1:04.3	Commander Hayes?
1:05.3	Yes, sir.
1:05.9	Bring the ship to Yellow Alert.
1:07.1	We are at Yellow Alert.
1:08.3	Captain Baxter, the crew of the Cisophis.
1:10.6	Yeah?
1:11.6	You do not need to respond to that.
1:13.6	Don't, shh, quiet.
1:15.6	I can hear you, sir, quiet here.
	...

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