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No full episode this week, but please enjoy this bonus scene and stick around for some news.

I would like to see a scene between Captain Baxter and Dr. Zarlene Zonnellson.

That's me.

Called, we have engaged the board and will be a spring wedding.

So yeah, I'm really excited.

It's just, it's so unexpected.

I didn't think that he would propose so soon, but yeah.

It is unexpected.

You know they're just trying to assimilate you, right? Well, yeah, it's part of becoming any. Look, I know love is love and you gotta follow your heart, but... You have to join a family when you get married, Captain. Yeah. You have to be a part of their family. You have to join in on their rituals and do their things and implant their tech. It's just that, you know, they keep trying to, you know, trying to take over Earth.

I think maybe they're going to try to take over Zerth. I can't believe this. To, like, warm up to it. You can't be happy for me? I'm very concerned about you, actually. You saw me go through that horrible breakup with holographic Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, it was ugly.

And that was like a really long time of healing for me.

And now that I'm finally happy again, you're like, oh, they're trying to take over your planet.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you see, did you feel the little, did you feel the little metal thing just pop out of your cheek and

like turned like a little metal star? Oh, I didn't feel it, but, oh. Yeah, so I think, I think they're going to make you into a Borg and then you'll forget who you are and you'll just be part of the collective. Isn't that what love normally is like? We are bored. Hello, Captain. We just want you to know that we know you are very close with our darling, Zarlene.

And we want to become friends with you as well.

Let's go on a double date.

Yes, let's.

I would love to go on a double date, but I think maybe...

I have a single friend.

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