Ep 122: When You Wish Upon a Starship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2015

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The crew of the Sisyphus is not careful what they wish for. Which is totally on the shortlist of things to be careful of.

Improvised July 17 from a suggestion by David Quinn

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Lackey, Billy Swanson
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Blagnar the Magnificent, Admiral Charming
Eli Mandel as Acting Dr. Rip Stiply, Lt. Jeremy Swanson
Christopher Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Julia Weiss as Lt. King, Ensign Spot, Diane

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0:31.7	Oh my gosh, Corbo, this is the most romantic night I think we've had in a really long time.
0:33.4	Oh, I'm glad you like it, yeah.
0:36.4	I'm really glad that we've decided to try again.
0:40.3	Right, or keep trying and again to keep trying again. Me too.
0:41.3	I'm awfully glad we've...
0:43.3	We're keep trying.
0:44.3	And I'm glad you asked me to chaperone you both to make this courting more official.
0:50.3	Yeah.
0:51.3	Just do it up old school.
0:52.3	Maybe new school is what was wrecking us.
0:54.9	Yeah, so make sure you don't try anything.
0:57.8	I will not. Why don't you go get us some more drinks?
1:00.9	Come on, man. You're going to have to get me snoozing, you know, because I'm so tired from working my three jobs.
1:07.4	You have three jobs now?
1:08.4	Yeah, of course, I maintain the engineering.
1:45.1	Uh-huh. I teach kindergarten class. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I work at the subway. Oh. He's a sandwich artist. Corbo, you knew that. You knew that. Did I? I thought you were trying to make a whole bunch of interest. This is Lieutenant Lorum to Commander Fassbender. Huh. Commander, yeah. Are you? You weren't sleeping, were you? No. You got to stay awake. You got to stay awake to chaperone them. Hey, has anything happened yet? No. No, but I think while I was sleeping, he put his hand across the barrier. Wait, there's a barrier. Oh, sorry. Is this, is this my hand?
1:50.3	Oh, oops. Please take that back. We want Fritzie to feel like he's doing a good job.
1:56.8	Right, but this is part of the fun though, right? No. Oh, oh, sorry. Corpo, why would I create rules if I didn't think that they were important. Are you minimizing the narrative of our
2:03.9	courtship that I constructed? No, I was maximizing the alternative narrative that I thought
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