Bonus: Do you like Lady colladas, and getting caught in the rain?
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2015
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Lady answers an ad.
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as En. Murray?
Irene Marquette as Lady Cola
News for October 6, 2015:
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, I'm improvised Star Trek listeners. |
| 0:04.5 | No full episode this week, but please enjoy this bonus and stick around for some news. |
| 0:09.0 | Can we see a character of Griffin's Choice and Lady Cola in... |
| 0:17.0 | Do you like Lady Colatas and getting caught in the rain? |
| 0:20.0 | Wow. do you like Lady Coladas and getting caught in the rain? |
| 0:29.4 | Wow, you have to, I have to admit, you look exactly like your, like your picture. |
| 0:31.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:33.7 | Most people don't look exactly like their picture. |
| 0:36.9 | Well, I like to be up front and honest. That's, I really appreciate that. |
| 0:40.8 | It said in your profile that you're single. Well, that's, uh, complicated. Wait, you weren't |
| 0:51.3 | being honest on your profile. Here's a thing. Sometimes you have a single heart. Sometimes you have a single heart. And I, I'm just responding to my, my own heart's desires. |
| 1:03.0 | Okay. I live with a captain of the ship? Captain Maxdown? Yes. |
| 1:11.6 | What? |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah, is that a problem for you? |
| 1:14.6 | I believe it is since I'm up for promotion shortly. |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, that could be a problem for you. |
| 1:21.6 | Oh my god. |
| 1:23.6 | All right, but let's... |
| 1:24.6 | What is this mean? |
| 1:25.6 | I don't know. Are we having a date or what? This can't be all about you. We're not. This is no longer a date. It never wants a date. What do you mean? Why are you so selfish? Why am I selfish? Yeah, we're on a date together and you have made this all about you. I'm sorry. I feel like my job and position and stuff lead is at Jeopardy. |
| 1:46.4 | Oh my God. |
| 1:48.2 | Do you know that women like confident men? |
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