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Welcome to Austin with Austin, and here are two.

Austin and her only goal with this podcast is to help you feel more awesome each time you listen.

Whether it's by laughing at us, laughing with us or learning something new and helpful,

we hope you feel it had more empowered, lightened up, and awesome than you did before.

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Mr. Eric Robertson. Good morning.

That was not a sound effect.

That wasn't Joe Tiger. That wasn't Joe Exotic. That wasn't anything other than the

wrath and anger and frustration of my soul emerging like a she beast into the ether.

That's what that was. I want to welcome you to episode 121 playing the cards. You've been dealt.

How do you like dem apples? What do you think? Okay. Here's the thing. I didn't get out of bed

until approximately 20 minutes ago. It is 11, 12 a.m. Why didn't I get out of bed? Because I could not

drag my lifeless, depressed body. And I'm going to share something that I am not ashamed about,

but I should be, but I'm not going to be. Are you ready? Yeah. I was legit crying with tears

streaming down my face because I am so sad about my nails. I am sad about so many things. I've been

sad about things far more important than my nails. I've been processing those things and I kind of

felt like my nails were like the last straw where like I love my nails. They bring me joy. And

right now they are so painful. They're super long. There are solutions, but none of them are

good solutions. They're not the solutions that I want. And I just was kind of like I had to deal with

X. I had to deal with Y. I had to deal with Z. And if you make me deal with my mother effing nails,

I'm going to lose it on somebody. Hence my tiger roar. Where I'm like, you know, I have to deal with

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