Ep 120: Unrealistic, but still Great, Expectations
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2015
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Hopes are high, likely too high, when the crew goes on vacation.
Improvised July 12, 2015 from a Suggested by Tyson Thorp.
This episode sponsored by Emporium Arcade Bar, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop.
Edited by Christopher Rathjen
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Lackey, Carm Difference
Eli Mandel as Acting Doctor Rip Stipley
Bex Marsh as Hotel Clerk, Mrs. Stipley
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Mr. King
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Emporium Arcade Bar as part of the Chicago podcast co-op. |
| 0:08.5 | Emporium hosts awesome game, beer, food, and live music events daily in Wicker Park and Logan Square. |
| 0:15.4 | Visit Emporiumchicago.com for info. |
| 0:18.1 | Hello! Chicago.com for info. |
| 0:40.5 | Captain's log starting 53333.305.2. |
| 0:44.3 | Starfleet has ordered the Sisyphist to return to Starbase 1 for maintenance, |
| 0:48.0 | and I'm excited to have a big announcement to share with the bridge crew at today's meeting. |
| 0:52.3 | Everyone, I called you into the conference room because... This is going to be so great. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.8 | I wanted to let you know that we are going back to Earth. |
| 0:59.0 | We're going to have some shore leave. |
| 1:01.3 | And I don't know about you guys, |
| 1:03.9 | but I think this is going to be the single greatest vacation ever. |
| 1:09.1 | Yes. |
| 1:10.3 | Do you want to know why? Why is that? Do you want to know why? Yes. Do you want to know why? |
| 1:11.6 | What's that? |
| 1:12.6 | Do you want to know why? |
| 1:13.6 | Yes. |
| 1:14.6 | Yes. |
| 1:15.6 | Yes. |
| 1:16.6 | Give it to me. |
| 1:17.6 | Give it to me. |
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