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So I would like to see a warm-up scene between Lieutenant Lorum and acting Dr. Rip Stippley.

Oh, boy.

Called...

Oh, boy. Six degrees of saucer separation. Hey, yeah. This is great. I'm so excited. We're finally trying to separate the saucer section again. I didn't even know we could do this. We can't. Yeah. We cannot. Yeah, I've been taking... It's gone very poorly every single time. All right. Attention all hands. This is the captain speaking. It's never going to work. I've been told for many years that the saucer of this ship cannot separate. I, for one, do not believe it. I don't care how the ship was built. Oh my God. I don't care that it was built long before Saucer separation was a thing

that was built. I don't care that it was built long before

saucer separation was a thing

that was built to the ships.

I believe in you.

You are the greatest crew that has ever been assembled.

If we want to separate this saucer,

we can do it.

It's going to be such a shit show.

Captain Baxter out.

Okay, I've been laser cutting decks eight through 12. Right? Yeah. Because that's the only way we're going to get this thing done. I've been laying plastic explosives, actually. Oh, wow. Like, we're going to perforate the entire hall. Who did you get those from? Oh, I replicated them actually. You replicated them, no way.

Chief engineer to ship, I would like to announce that I am cutting off Lady Cola's head.

Some people say it is not possible that a human head cannot exist off of a body.

Can I get possible?

Do you have to get possible?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

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