Ep 119: Disaster Disaster Disaster Disaster Disaster
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2015
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
When the Sisyphus encounters an asteroid and loses power, Corbomite must travel below decks to repair the damaged warp core. But the ship is not quite the same in the dark...
"Disaster Disaster Disaster Disaster Disaster" was improvised on June 28, 2015 from a suggestion by Darren Izzard via Facebook
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Ensign Arachnis
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Julia Weiss as Ensign Spot, Ensign Lonnie, Lt. Rita King
Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter, Lt. Greg, Ensign Sports
with Mary Cait Walthall as Computer
Transcript
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| 0:29.9 | First officer's log, start 8-3-266.4. |
| 0:44.8 | I've just clocked in for third shift bridge duty. |
| 0:48.3 | And since Pod is training at the helm, we do not anticipate any problems. |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah. and we do not anticipate any problems. Shields up. Red alert. Red alert. Can we gain attitude control again? |
| 1:06.5 | You got it! |
| 1:14.0 | Uh, Captain, our shields are down to 30%. |
| 1:17.0 | Our containment field on the warp core is down to 80%. |
| 1:19.7 | What happened? What did we hit? |
| 1:21.5 | I'm checking scanners, Captain. |
| 1:23.9 | It looks like... |
| 1:24.8 | It looks like we crashed into an asteroid. |
| 1:30.3 | How do we not pick that up on our long-range scanners? I think I was distracted. |
| 1:32.3 | Anson's spot, you have to pay attention to those things. |
| 1:35.3 | There was something flying right in front. I kept trying to get it. |
| 1:39.3 | I'm very sorry. |
| 1:41.3 | It's all right. |
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