Ep. 11 Big Foot meet Big Slut
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2012
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
On episode 11 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner talk about offensive comedians and stick up for Daniel Tosh. Lahna visits a paranormal convention and meets Keith Age, Aron Houdini (The Last Houdini), a cryptozoologist, a girl who lives in a haunted house, and a man who reads auras. There's also a slut story about a girl who does a lot of banging in one day. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is Sebadoh!
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, warning! The show you're about to listen to is made up of opinions of comedians. |
| 0:07.0 | Those opinions might come across as offensive to you. |
| 0:11.0 | But if that's the case, it's probably because you're a dick. |
| 0:16.0 | You might not know you're a dick, but trust us here at the show. |
| 0:19.0 | We're experts on this, and we know for sure that you're a major but trust us here at the show we're experts on this and we know for sure |
| 0:21.0 | that you're a major |
| 0:22.5 | fucking dick. So |
| 0:24.7 | go rent a friend's |
| 0:26.9 | DVD and watch that |
| 0:28.8 | you goofy fuck. |
| 0:31.0 | We don't want you here anyway. |
| 0:33.5 | Let's start the show. |
| 0:41.5 | Music Let's start the show. I like the house to cold. |
| 0:44.7 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:47.2 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:50.3 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:53.0 | Scares me where she's driving |
| 0:54.9 | And that always causes a fight |
| 0:57.6 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:00.4 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:02.9 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:10.1 | Oh those things you do |
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