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The Andrew Klavan Show

Ep. 1191 - Trump vs. The Cackler

The Andrew Klavan Show

The Andrew Klavan Show

News Commentary, News

4.822.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Daily Wire has obtained the original script to Joe Biden's speech

0:04.4

declaring he will not run for re-election.

0:06.7

The script is handwritten in a fetching blend of Crayola colors including

0:10.8

permanent geranium, macaroni and cheese, and dandelion, and it reads as follows, quote,

0:16.0

My fellow geraniums.

0:18.0

No, wait, that's the color of the crayon.

0:20.0

What am I writing here?

0:21.0

Oh yes, I remember now. My fellow geraniums, in the course of my pretending to be president, the people who are really in charge have accomplished many things.

0:29.0

We've addressed climate change with a bill called the Inflation reduction act for some reason.

0:34.8

I guess we were trying to make you think we were reducing inflation.

0:38.0

In fact, we were taking all your money and sending it to our friends in the

0:41.0

sustainable energy business.

0:43.0

So now instead of putting gasoline in your car and driving around all the time,

0:47.2

you'll be able to just sit still by the side of the road and get some serious thinking

0:51.2

done.

0:52.2

You can ask yourself the big questions,

0:53.7

like what is sustainable even mean in this context?

0:56.5

And why isn't my car moving?

0:58.5

So that's one thing we accomplished.

1:00.0

And then as dedicated progressives,

1:02.1

we made the price of eggs progress from a

1:03.8

dollar forty to almost five bucks so I guess that whole progressive joke's on you

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